Cop Daddy 2003

Ink and Pencil on  Board

11x14

A cop sees two young hooligans selling weed

on a street corner. Cops moves in for the sting and confiscates their take and money.  They kids plea to not tell their parents as they will do anything.  The cop makes them an offer they can’t refuse.  They must go out to the general public and warn them of the evils of selling drugs.  The cop tells them to return to the spot in one week and report on their mission.

  “Well sons’ how’d ya do?” ..the cop asks.

First kid says, “Well I went out with an egg and said this is your brain, and smashed it.”  Telling them that was their brain after drugs.

  The Cop is impressed and looks at the more shaken kid asking how he did as well.

  Kid 2 goes, “Well it was easy I just went out with a note pad and pencil and drew two circles.

One small and one really big one”  The cop looked perplexed as he listens further.

  “ I pointed to the small circle saying this is your asshole before selling drugs.”